Grammy's got my back...

Grammy... she's the best

Dearest Louise:

I received your latest blog and I have to say how sad I am for you. I'm having problems answering it directly so I hope your mommy will pass this message on to you. I think we can come up with a plan to counter the negative publicity that you've been receiving unfairly.

I've always been a fan of the underdog ( see season 2 of AI ) and I hate it when good people are unfairly maligned sooooo......... here's my proposed plan:

First have Ma and Pappy take one of your beautiful smiling pictures ( you've got a million of them and you're not even six months old) and have them print - Brooklyn's Happiest Baby Lives Here, have all your apartment mates sign it, laminate that sucker and post it out front for the whole world to see. There's nothing like countering negative publicity with a sense of humor and a dose of snark!
Then have your parents pull out their classic album Free to Be You And Me. Then listen to the sensational song stylist Rosie Greer and his rendition of It's All Right To Cry. What wonderful words to live by. I know that I'm 57 and a far cry(HA HA) from being a baby and a good cry every now and then always makes me feel better. And if you're feeling particularly naughty you can blast that song really loud from your window for one solid hour. How's that mean people?!?
Don't forget sweetheart, all beautiful girls have problems and sometimes they need to get away from big city living. ( I think they call it rehab) In just a few short weeks you can check yourself in here at Casa De' Grammy's for a little R&R. We Love you Sweetie!!

Your BFF - Your Biggest Fan Forever
Grammy